Deja Vu

Have you ever had a weird sensation of Deja Vu? I've always wondered what prompts this. It is some weird psychological thing? Or is it Divine intervention? I've heard many theories and a heck lot more stories of it. I think that we aleady knew what was going to happen before and we just get flashes of the path before us. But that's my personal idea.

Boredom beyond the imagination

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If you can find the hidden message in this then you win....*drumroll*.... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

To all my fellow Ocrh-Dorks!

I don't know why I put that as the title. This really has nothing to do with Orchestra. Has any one heard of Artemis Fowl? If you have, have you heard of a new one coming out? The cover is Bright Green or somthing like that? A guy I know told me about it in class today, but I haven't seen it anywhere. I like the Artemis Fowl series. They are totally awesome books. X-D

11-20 Rules for an Evil overlord

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know”
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18.I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero’s rugged countenance and she’d betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

1-10 Rules for an Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through
3. My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies’ predicament before killing them.
7. When I’ve captured my adversary and he says “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say “No” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No”
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled “Danger: Do Not Push” The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/ OFF switch will not be clearly labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum—a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

FanFic (Fan Fiction)

Okay, so I was reading some fan fiction the other day about the series of Twilight. Out of the few that I've read so far I'd like to say something to the authors them.

No offense, but leave Twilight to Stephenie Meyer.

In the few that I've read most of them have either made Bella out to be some kind of (forgive my frankness) slut or they don't mention her at all! They turn her into some outspoken, obnoxious, perverted moron and Edward into some stupid, idiotic, slow-thinking imbecile! I'm sorry to be unkind, but they mutilated the characters! And for any future FanFic writer who might happen to look at this, I beg you, do NOT ruin the characters of twilight.

Things to do when bored out of one's mind...

1. make a blog. It worked for me!
2. Homework. (Uh... yeah, right)
3. Draw something. Anything, squiggles, dots, stars, the mona lisa, whatever you feel like.
4. Go outside and just admire nature. It's not going to be there forever
5. Read a book. It's not as stupid as you might think
6. do something productive. Clean, work, or even just go talk to your neighbors and see if they need any help.
7. Take some time and talk to a friend that you haven't spoken to in a long time.
8. cook something. You'd be surprised at how fun this is.
9. go outside and play a game. Even if it is just a one-player game of hacky-sack.
10. create your own game. With your own rules. And your own loop-holes.
11. google random crud. I once had a friend who googled 'waffles' and found something about Bill Clinton a couple years ago.
12. Do something that you once thought you'd hate! Like Knitting, for example.
13. google supersitions of other cultures, who knows, you might find something interesting.
14. Daydream. Youd be surprised at how... entertaining this is.
15. come up with a list of sarcastic comments for any situation.