How to make the PERFECT chocolate chip cookie!!!!!

Here is the secret that all those other fancy cooks at your school don't want you to know- the secret to making the most AMAZING and WONDERFULEST chocolate chip cookies is...
Buy them at a store!
Shhhhh.... I never told you that!

One of my Favoritest Songs!!! "She will be loved" by Maroon 5

Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved
Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along, yeah
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls
Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
[in the background]
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Yeah
[softly]
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Try so hard to say goodbye

Twilight- the movie :-)

Okay so i went to go see twilight at midnight with my sister and a couple of friends and I was honestly kinda disappointed with it... :-( Edward didn't seem like Edward and Bella didn't seem like Bella. Then again I was probably half-asleep through most of it. It kinda had that feeling of a really long commercial with just breif flickers and shots of random scenes. Then again, I've read the book and honestly, if you read the book then saw the movie, you didn't like it as much. Me and my sister are going to take my mom to see it over this Thanksgiving weekend and I can't wait to see how she reacts to it. (She's never read Twilight). HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

Awesomest Mythical Creatures

1. SIRENS!!!! I LOVE SIRENS!!!
2. Werewolves
3. Nymphs
4. Mermaids
5. Faries/Faerie
6. Sprites
7.Centaurs
8. Leprechaun/ Leipreachan/LEPrecon
9.Vampires/Vampyres/Vampyr

Deja Vu

Have you ever had a weird sensation of Deja Vu? I've always wondered what prompts this. It is some weird psychological thing? Or is it Divine intervention? I've heard many theories and a heck lot more stories of it. I think that we aleady knew what was going to happen before and we just get flashes of the path before us. But that's my personal idea.

Boredom beyond the imagination

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If you can find the hidden message in this then you win....*drumroll*.... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

To all my fellow Ocrh-Dorks!

I don't know why I put that as the title. This really has nothing to do with Orchestra. Has any one heard of Artemis Fowl? If you have, have you heard of a new one coming out? The cover is Bright Green or somthing like that? A guy I know told me about it in class today, but I haven't seen it anywhere. I like the Artemis Fowl series. They are totally awesome books. X-D

11-20 Rules for an Evil overlord

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know”
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18.I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero’s rugged countenance and she’d betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

1-10 Rules for an Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through
3. My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies’ predicament before killing them.
7. When I’ve captured my adversary and he says “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say “No” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No”
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled “Danger: Do Not Push” The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/ OFF switch will not be clearly labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum—a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

FanFic (Fan Fiction)

Okay, so I was reading some fan fiction the other day about the series of Twilight. Out of the few that I've read so far I'd like to say something to the authors them.

No offense, but leave Twilight to Stephenie Meyer.

In the few that I've read most of them have either made Bella out to be some kind of (forgive my frankness) slut or they don't mention her at all! They turn her into some outspoken, obnoxious, perverted moron and Edward into some stupid, idiotic, slow-thinking imbecile! I'm sorry to be unkind, but they mutilated the characters! And for any future FanFic writer who might happen to look at this, I beg you, do NOT ruin the characters of twilight.

Things to do when bored out of one's mind...

1. make a blog. It worked for me!
2. Homework. (Uh... yeah, right)
3. Draw something. Anything, squiggles, dots, stars, the mona lisa, whatever you feel like.
4. Go outside and just admire nature. It's not going to be there forever
5. Read a book. It's not as stupid as you might think
6. do something productive. Clean, work, or even just go talk to your neighbors and see if they need any help.
7. Take some time and talk to a friend that you haven't spoken to in a long time.
8. cook something. You'd be surprised at how fun this is.
9. go outside and play a game. Even if it is just a one-player game of hacky-sack.
10. create your own game. With your own rules. And your own loop-holes.
11. google random crud. I once had a friend who googled 'waffles' and found something about Bill Clinton a couple years ago.
12. Do something that you once thought you'd hate! Like Knitting, for example.
13. google supersitions of other cultures, who knows, you might find something interesting.
14. Daydream. Youd be surprised at how... entertaining this is.
15. come up with a list of sarcastic comments for any situation.

The best advice is...

1. Don't eat yellow snow
2. be yourself
3. Never give up
4. Don't eat brown snow
5. breathe
6. Take chances and make mistakes (I love the Magic school Bus)
7. Don't be an idiot
8. Life is tough, get a helmet!
9. Never fear the unknown, just dive in head first
10. Get used to it
11. What goes around, comes around
12. Normality is stupid, be yourself
13. Be grateful
14. Believe me, life could probably be a lot worse

The best freaking books in the world!

1. Harry Potter!
2. Maximum Ride
3. Romeo and Juliet (Yes, I admit it, I read Shakespeare!)
4. The Twelfth Night
5. Atherton
6. The Book of Mormon (shout out to all my brothers and sisters in Zion!)
7. Twitches (yes, it is a book, not just a movie!)
8. The Seer series
9. Where the Red fern grows (It's sad, but good)
10. Bridge to Terabithia (again, Sad but good)
11. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen is AWESOME)
12. Briar Rose (the houlocaust version)
13. Septimus Heap series
14. The frog princess books (immature, but very entertaining)
15. Fairest
16. The Dragon Keeper
17. The Tennis Shoes among the Nephites Series
18. The Alliance
19. The Giver
20. Gathering Blue
21. Messenger
22. The Singer of All Songs
23. The Waterless Sea
24. The Tenth Power
25. Artemis Fowl (way to go genuis!)
26. The Host
27. Swan Lake
28. The Night Dance
29. A Christmas Carol (Gotta Love Charles Dickens)
30. Assasin
31. Flipped (who would have ever guessed that something so stupid could be so entertaining?)
32. Dracula
33. If you give a Mouse a cookie
34. Oh, the places you'll go!
35.The Squire, His Knight and His Lady
36. The Dung-Cart Night
37. The Merlin Conspiracy
38. The Fire within
39. IceFire
40. Fire Star
41. Twilight (there, I added it, Happy Now, Shortni?)

You know you're a Trekie if...

1. if someone is doing something really stupid, you say "Surely there is a more effiecent way to use your leisure time?"
2. If someone makes you angry you call them a P'tok
3. you can name every single species that is a part of the Federation.
4. Whenever you see someone acting strange you accuse them of being possesed by an alien species.
5. you talk to your microwave and ask it to replicate any food you want.
6. you get angry when nothing happens
7. you name pets/ children after star fleet members (Ex., Janeway, Tuvok, B'lanna, Chakotay, Jean-Luc, Data, Dianna, Jordy, Seven, Spok, Soto, McCoy, Scottie)
8. If your friends get in a fight you say that you can't help them because of the Prime Directive
9. when your car breaks down you say it's because the warp core over loaded
10. when ever you are saying good-bye to someone you raise your right hand, seperate your middle and ring fingers then press your ring and pinkie fingers and middle and pointer fingers together and say "Live Long and Prosper"
11. you make a com-badge shaped pin and hit it whenever you wish to speak to someone.
12. you throw a fit when nothing happens
13. You get angry when people mix up Star Trek and Star Wars
14. Whenever you feel that someone is being a heartless nad emotionless monster, you accuse them of being a vulcan.
15. you can name all the species native to each seperate quadrant
16. you refer to your air conditioning unit as 'enviornmental controls'
17. When someone asks, "Why was six afraid of seven?" you answer by saying "Because Seven's borg and she's going to assimilate everyone!"
18. you actually know what I'm talking about

When life gives you lemons...

1. throw them at rich peoples' cars
2. stuff them up your nose
3. eat them
4. burn them
5. make lemon juice then squirt it in your sister's eye
6. throw them through your math teacher's window
7.Get a new life
8. Yell at someone and say that you're freaking allergic to lemons
9. Choke on them and die, you stupid lemon eater!

How to find a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

1. Place a sign outside your front door that says 'Cannibals Welcome'
2. paint your house purple.
3. At around midnight on the night of a waxing gibbous moon, stand in the middle of your street and begin to read from Patrick F. McManus's The Shoot Canoes, Don't they? very loudly.
4. Keep reading until you either finish the book, the purple people eaters show up, or a neighbor comes and starts wacking you with a heavy broom.
5. If you still have not been able to see a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater, then repeat these steps until you do.

Pick-up lines that almost always (never) work!

"I'm the librarian- of love, and you're way overdue to be checked out" :-D
"Did you eat your Lucky Charms this morning? You look magically delicious!"
"Those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings!"
"Can I get your picture? I really want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
"Hey I'm new to the area and I'm looking for a good place to go eat, do you know any good resteraunts? ... Oh, okay, would you like to go with me tomorrow night?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?"
"I had a dream last night..."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Warning- results may vary, side effects include humiliation, embarrassment, ruined reputations, and upset stomachs.

What the heck?

Green green green, I pink it up and say "Yellow?!"
Sorry, that was my blonde moment for today.
So I have nothing to say at all. I don't really want to write about my life, thats not exactly the best thing to do on the internet. I'm kind of a quiet person. I keep my life to myself. I don't want some random person seeing my life. I don't know what to write. Why don't I give you an excerpt from my newest book (which I just finished yesterday with a total of 52 pages) The Musician.

I hear the pain and agony behind the smile. I hear the anger- the hatred- behind the kindest of faces. I hear the love and compassion in the sourest of hags. I hear the joy and bliss in the eyes of the one who is about to die. I hear it all. I am the Musician.

To whom it may concern;

If you can see this, you are the Musician for the Colonies. Only a Musician can see this. You must have noticed by now that you can’t hear this book's song. It doesn’t have one. I only have limited time to write, forgive me if it makes little sense.
I can’t go into detail about this books creation. Just know that normal humans cannot see it. Only you can. It contains the genealogy of every person who has ever lived (and will ever) in the colonies. When you find your name it will have a star beside it. I know who this book will come to. Even to the very last Musician.
You have work to do. You have to fix what’s wrong. The world is growing impatient. You don’t have time. A rebellion is growing. It will fall to last Musician. It will fall to Aria to take care of the colonies. The rest of us have to try and make it easier for her. I myself am failing thus far.
Good luck to you all. Especially to you, Aria 4736.
Signed,
Musician Famoiar
Famoiar 0149, the first Musician
P.S. Keep this with you always. Tell no one. Not even your Nurse.

My blood dropped a few degrees. The first Musician. He had written to me. He had written my name. He knew about me. He said that I would be the last Musician. The very last. No one will come after me and bear the music. It’s all up to me.
I have to take care of the colonies.
It just now dawned on me at how vital the Musician is to the colonies. How… needed I was.
My eleven-year-old body couldn’t handle that realization.
I fell to my knees with a thump. I stared with unseeing eyes at the paper.
Last Musician? Take care of the colonies? Genealogy? No time? What in the world did that mean?
“Aria. Are. You. All. Right.” Nurse called from the dinning area.
“I-I’m fine!” I called back in a shaky voice. Never before had I seen the logic in lying, but now it was blatantly obvious.
“Your. Dinner. Is. Ready.” She said. I weakly got to my feet and put the piece of paper back in the book. I placed the book back on the desk carefully and walked out.
I was too distracted to see what Nurse had made for me. I simply thanked her and began eating. I was too distracted to talk, and she noticed.
“What. Is. Bothering. You.” She asked.
“It’s nothing really. I’m just really tired,” I lied.
“You. Are. Lying. To. Me. Why.” Nurse asked.
“I’m not lying,” I feigned shock. “I think your programs really are malfunctioning. Maybe I should take you to a Technician.”
“Self. Diagnostic. Says. Otherwise. You. Are. Lying.”Nurse said stubbornly.
I sighed. There was no lying to a Nursing unit. “It’s nothing that I can tell you,” I said finally.
“Why. Can. You. Not. Tell. Me.” Nurse asked.
“I just can’t,” I said.
“I. Understand.” Nurse said. When she said this, I knew she didn’t.
“I think I’ll just go to bed. Thank you, Nurse,” I said.
She took my plate as I walked into the room that I was to sleep in. It wasn’t like my own room in the Second Adolescent Colony. It was much bigger and looked like it belonged in a very old history file.
The bed was large. What people in ancient time used to call ‘King Sized’. It had large sheets and blankets covering the top. It looked very exuberant. I fell on top of the bed fully dressed and slept.

Writing

I like to write. I've written maybe nine stories so far. Not all are in the same series but they all seem to follow the same plot line. except for this new one I'm writing. It's different, in a way. I honestly don't know what made me think of starting it. I think it was probably listening to someone play the piano. I went through a couple ideas, but none of those seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. Now I have my own little world that I get to create. It's called the Musician by me. It's about this girl, Aria, who becomes the Musician. The Musician is the law enforcer and peace keeper of all the Colonies. There are three colonies to every age group. the infant colony, the toddler colony, the you school age children have their own colony, the adolecents have their own colony, the teens, the young adults, the adults, the seniors, but they're all taken care of by the same person, the Musician. At first Aria is very afraid of what is happening. But then, with the help of her Nursing unit, she overcomes that fear and helps to stop the teen's Rebellion before it destroys the colonies. (in case you're wondering a Nursing unit is a robot tha takes care of a person fromtheir time of birth to their time of termination. (if anyone steals this idea, I will hunt you down!)

25 things you should NEVER say or do to a Harry Potter fan (from Mugglenet.com)

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"
2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for you (even if you have no intention of reading them).
3. Ask what "HP" stands for.
4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."
5. Tell them you think the movies are better than the books.
6. Suggest they read the books on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell you how many times they've read each book.
9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that you think she should just retire immediately.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.
12. Steal the dust jacket to their books.
13. Ask to borrow one of the books and return it with scribbles and notes alluding to the death of Harry.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are or how many times you've been corrected.
15. Offer to edit their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person who is convinced a book about magic is real.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.
19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't communicate with it.
22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.
23. Misquote the books as often as possible.
24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking good.
25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and remember when..." - then completely make something up.

23 things to do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator (from mugglenet.com)

1. when there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
7. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
9. Randomly ask "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.
10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a potion that can cure that…"
11. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
12. Swat at flying memos which don't exist.
13. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it. Use Imperius if necessary.
14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Then explain that the Legilimency lessons are working a little too well.
15. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
17. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
18. Charm one of your fingers to talk and use it to communicate with other passengers.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with your Extendable Ears.
20. Speak incantations when anyone presses a button. (Alohomora, for example)
21. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
22. Draw a little square on the floor with your wand and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
23. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

Now the actual blogging begins

didn't you just love my little introduction? Honestly nothing interesting has ever really happened to me, nor ever will. but still my friend *cough, cough* (see the list to the right) insists I write on this.

Uhhhhh...............

I didn't really want to make this. One of my friends who wishes to remain nameless :-P is making me make a blog.
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