The best advice is...

1. Don't eat yellow snow
2. be yourself
3. Never give up
4. Don't eat brown snow
5. breathe
6. Take chances and make mistakes (I love the Magic school Bus)
7. Don't be an idiot
8. Life is tough, get a helmet!
9. Never fear the unknown, just dive in head first
10. Get used to it
11. What goes around, comes around
12. Normality is stupid, be yourself
13. Be grateful
14. Believe me, life could probably be a lot worse