Pick-up lines that almost always (never) work!

"I'm the librarian- of love, and you're way overdue to be checked out" :-D
"Did you eat your Lucky Charms this morning? You look magically delicious!"
"Those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings!"
"Can I get your picture? I really want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
"Hey I'm new to the area and I'm looking for a good place to go eat, do you know any good resteraunts? ... Oh, okay, would you like to go with me tomorrow night?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?"
"I had a dream last night..."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Warning- results may vary, side effects include humiliation, embarrassment, ruined reputations, and upset stomachs.