When life gives you lemons...

1. throw them at rich peoples' cars
2. stuff them up your nose
3. eat them
4. burn them
5. make lemon juice then squirt it in your sister's eye
6. throw them through your math teacher's window
7.Get a new life
8. Yell at someone and say that you're freaking allergic to lemons
9. Choke on them and die, you stupid lemon eater!